Just a little reminder:
I was going to write about my Mother but instead I’m just going to share memes to convey some timeless life advice that she would agree with. But I do have to give her a shout out. Her name was Norma, and she was a crack shot. (seldom missed her target!) She grew up hunting and fishing and shooting at targets for practice. And her words could hit you like a bullet between the eyes. She did not mince words.
Also, she was always complaining about being too hot. We thought Mom must have been part Eskimo. She kept the thermometer at a ridiculously cold temperature and all my friends joked about our refrigerator house. So I laughed hard when I saw this. Hot deal on norma ammo! I can’t think of a more appropriate product to bear her name! RIP Mom. Hope it’s not hot where you are now! 😂
Some moms could use a lot of work on their tone! Still, kudos to all the moms from hell out there - you keep us on our toes, teach us valuable life lessons (whether we want to learn them or not), and remind us that no matter how bad our day may be going, at least we made it to adulthood intact. (mostly)
Okay, on to the timeless life advice memes. Enjoy!
Want relationship advice? Maybe not from this guy…
Perhaps he should have thought of this:
You kinda just have to roll with this one…but then, I’m probably the raccoon so, easy for me to say…(yes I know the meme maker misspelled raccoon~maybe they’re on meth~Freudian slip?)
This is actually good advice.
Sometimes relationships can be Heaven on Earth…
But if it doesn’t work out…
Don’t sweat the small stuff…
My Mother’s Day wish to my children, and everyone.
Forever Young Lyrics
May the good Lord be with you
Down every road you roam
And may sunshine and happiness
Surround you when you're far from home
And may you grow to be proud
Dignified and true
And do unto others
As you'd have done to you
Be courageous and be brave
And in my heart, you'll always stay
Forever young, forever young
Forever young, forever young
May good fortune be with you
May your guiding light be strong
Build a stairway to Heaven
With a prince or a vagabond
And may you never love in vain
And in my heart you will remain
Forever young, forever young
Forever young, forever young
Forever young, forever young
And when you finally fly away
I'll be hoping that I served you well
For all the wisdom of a lifetime
No one can ever tell
But whatever road you choose
I'm right behind you, win or lose
Forever young, forever young
Forever young, forever young
Forever young, forever young
Forever young, forever young
Songwriters: Rod Stewart, Jim Cregan, and Kevin Savigar
Happy Mother’s Day! And much love. ❤️
Some absolute gems there! And the Forever Young lyrics brought tears to my eyes x
Ha! Love the ammo tribute to mom. She was probably severely hypothyroid if she was freezing all the time. That's how I can tell if I forgot to take my last dose of T3 when I was supposed to - I get freezing, even in the heat of summer. When the AC went on the fritz during a heat wave last summer, I deliberately only took about half as much as I should have for a few days until I could get it fixed. Wouldn't recommend that as a long term strategy, but it does help during a 'heat emergency' (but not if you're having to work outside in it, that's a whole 'nother level of dangerous if your body cannot regulate it's thermostat properly)...