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yeh they say childbrith is natural... but everytime someone tries to explain the maths... I am like no how why? Bless all the mothers

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💞xoxoxo to mom’s past-present-future 💞

(great song…hoping Stewart doesn’t have a cancellation on his passport for Epstein island)

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unfortunately another young rebel turned old sourpuss and needlepusher. Very disappointed in Rod Stewart

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yes I agree, But it's still a great song.

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What did Rod Stewart do?

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he is a jab pusher like all the others. Refuses to even consider that his grandson collapsed on the ball field might be jab related.

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Hadn't heard, yeah he can get bent too.

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May 12Liked by Heather B

Ha! Love the ammo tribute to mom. She was probably severely hypothyroid if she was freezing all the time. That's how I can tell if I forgot to take my last dose of T3 when I was supposed to - I get freezing, even in the heat of summer. When the AC went on the fritz during a heat wave last summer, I deliberately only took about half as much as I should have for a few days until I could get it fixed. Wouldn't recommend that as a long term strategy, but it does help during a 'heat emergency' (but not if you're having to work outside in it, that's a whole 'nother level of dangerous if your body cannot regulate it's thermostat properly)...

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May 12Liked by Heather B

Some absolute gems there! And the Forever Young lyrics brought tears to my eyes x

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May 12·edited May 12Author

Thank you! ❤️

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I'm so glad I waited to finish putting together my mother's day post. Now I just have to resist the urge to steal ALL of these! I really did laugh so hard I cried over the Significant other. Others made me tear up for other reasons. Blessings on your badass mom, Heather. Thanks for being in my tribe of weirdos.

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wow ! I have done something already. I ate chocolate for breakfast.

What an absolutely gorgeous string of memes! Thank you so very much and blessed mother's day to you xxx

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May 12·edited May 12Author

❤️ I always eat chocolate for breakfast!

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and lunch, and afternoon snack... and and and... LOL

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I literally LOL several times.... our Mom!! Hope its not hot where you are now..... outstanding! She'd be laughing too if she were here..... I LOVE this post!! I'm going to share this one..... Happy Mother's Day, sister! I love you.

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Love you too! Happy Mother's Day! ❤️💕❤️

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Also, I start every single day with 2 pieces of chocolate, before caffeine even, so...... WINNING!

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It's genetic! ❤️

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A lot of good ones here that I can personally relate to.. laughed at the one about Mom' was right but her tone could have been better... I've heard that one.. Can't win, sometimes!

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May 12Liked by Heather B

These are great. Thanks Heather!

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Thank you! ❤️

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Regarding your Mom, ammo, and heat intolerance, Norma Ammunition was founded in Sweden 120 years ago. Great collection of memes btw.

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Thanks for the info! ❤️

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Bless Norma and her ammo! Happy belated Mothers Day to you, your Mom, my Mum and all mothers. 💐

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❤️💕💋

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OMG...so fabulous!!!!

And quick story about Rod...in my lean times in L.A. I did some celebrity personal assisting...worked for Stephen Collins (yeah I know) and for Zsa Zsa ( what a lunatic nightmare) and other psychopaths, and I interviewed to be Rod's personal assistant. $$$ was amazing, but, I saw that insane freak show coming, just from the interview...I was hired and turned down the job...

And yikes, I guess there is a slight advantage to having your hybrid fetuses taken (by ETs or military?...who knows) Never had any pureblood children...and I know, everyone is so happy that they did, but I'm still thrilled that I didn't? I can't imagine having someone as out of control as myself to raise...

But big props to all the amazing moms out there!

Great stack, Heather!!!

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Thank you! ❤️And wow on the personal assisting nightmares! Great to be glad about your choices. So many regret theirs. 😘❤️💕

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