Pollapollooza

It's a Poll-A-Thon/Meme-A-Thon

Some days I just can’t stand the darkness, it’s too overwhelming. I have to do something creative to change the atmosphere. Everyone has their own way of dealing with the madness going on around us. I make T shirts, memes, and polls.

These are just some random polls to waste fill some time in your day…and maybe make you laugh, or cry, or think… Enjoy!

Poll Poll 1

Glass Poll

Dogs Poll

Mental Health Poll

Blonde Poll

My Favorite Blonde Joke

Blondes and Football

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.

”Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, he asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was “Get the quarterback!
Get the Quarterback!

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!”

Precious Metals Poll

Chemtrail Poll

James Bond Poll

Moon Landing Poll

The moon on the Summer Solstice 6/21/2024, in the arms of the Christ the Redeemer statue.

Alcohol Poll 1

More or Less Poll

Music Poll

M&M's Poll

Virus Poll

Insect Poll

UFO Poll

Reptile Poll

Alcohol Poll 2

Driver Poll

Falling Stars Poll

Fast Food Poll

Pet Poll

Status Poll

Pizza Poll

Vaccine Poll

Mexican Food Poll

Armageddon Poll

Soda Poll

Earth Poll

Earth from Space, taken during the Apollo 17 mission, allegedly.

Poll Poll 2

Alien Poll

Board Game Poll

Chocolate Poll

Stars Poll

Adolf Vollmy’s Woodcut of a Thousand Stars, inspired by the Leonid meteor shower November 12, 1833, when more than 100,000 meteors an hour filled the skies in North America.

Ghosts Poll

Philosophy Poll

Alcohol Poll 3

Cosmic Poll

Hot Drink Poll

Size Poll

Size Matters Joke

Several kids are out in the field, and find sticks. One finds a big stick, whilst another finds a small stick.

The kid with the big stick declares he is the strongest in the world. He parades around town triumphly, boasting endless of how powerful the stick is. The other kids fear him, talking how powerful he is, and crown him king.

This continues for some time, until the kid with the small stick comes out of nowhere and beats him down, attacking in a rapid flurry of strikes.

‘I don’t understand’, said the kid with the big stick as he got pummelled, ‘I had the biggest stick! Why am I losing?’

‘The size doesn’t matter. A stick is for using, not for talking’, replied the kid with the small stick, beating him into submission.

9/11 Poll

Love Poll

Dreams Poll

That wraps up the Pollapollooza for this week. Just a little experiment. Let me know if you want more Poll-A-Thons. Meanwhile, here’s a Mini Meme-A-Thon. TGIF. ❤️

Enjoy the velvet voice of Chris Isaak, from the Soundtrack to True Romance.❤️

Lyrics

No stars in the sky

The night seems so dark around you

You won't say a word

And wonder why no one's found you

Waiting for love

Praying for love again

Love's a heavy weight

Give it to me

Don't hesitate

Love's a heavy thing

Too heavy for one heart to bring me your love

Give me your love again

It's not your fault

One heart can never win

It takes

Two hearts

Two hearts just to hold love

Two hearts just to hold your love

Your love

And if your heart should ache

Remember me

And if your heart should break

Two hearts they can mend it

Heartaches

Heartaches can be ended by love

By love

It's not too late

Two hearts to hold your love

Songwriter: Chris Isaak

Two Hearts © Chris Isaak, 1993