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Sane Francisco's avatar

“But it’s not like he’s never fired anyone before…” ell oh ell plus excellent memefest!

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Heather B's avatar

Thanks! ❤️💕

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Saxxon Creative's avatar

Brilliant.

Tis the season to be memey

the thing I like about Trump is that alot of people hate him.

Last time he was in I memed until I could meme no more.

The most entertaining prez ever in my books.

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Heather B's avatar

I totally agree. I have hundreds of memes about him but since people go bonkers I don't put too many up....thanks! ❤️💕

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Saxxon Creative's avatar

Yeh I got kicked off so many platforms but most of my memes are booby trapped contrarian stuff so everyone ends up looking at it like a pit bull being shown a picasso.

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Ashley M Graetz's avatar

It's funny that Christmas comes from saturnalia and in that festival people would make dolls of the person they are giving to and make the doll really ugly and insulting that look.... Plus drinking and over eating and orgies. Sound kind of like memes and Turkey 😂

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Heather B's avatar

Saturnalia! Those Romans knew how to party! ❤️💕

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Toxicanadian's avatar

Don't forget the Germans and Krampus🫨😂

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John Scotto's avatar

Merry Christmas HB…

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Heather B's avatar

💕

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John Scotto's avatar

Things which make you go hmmmm. Acquired two years ago.

Tesla’s Kimbal Musk acquires Intel Drone Light Shows business

https://dronedj.com/2022/07/06/intel-drone-light-show-musk/

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Heather B's avatar

Saw that! Those Musks are so....brilliant at the least! 💕

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Awaken The Lions In Truth's avatar

Heather, you and your meme essays are the very best out there...

God bless you and each of your extended family with His Peace, Healing and Salvation like none other in time or history.

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Heather B's avatar

awww Thank you!!! To you and yours also! ❤️💕

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John Wright's avatar

"Add to cart" - Yes! Works every time! Fire the therapists! (they don't know what they are talking about)

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Heather B's avatar

❤️💕

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Dogtrovert here ! dogs are smarter than humans. To be honest I think most animals are smarter than humans. Super selection !

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Heather B's avatar

❤️💕

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Karafree's avatar

Many laughs, many...I just have to shake my head.. And the one that meant the most to me..is the one on inhaling and exhaling!

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Heather B's avatar

❤️💕

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Toxicanadian's avatar

🎄🎅🏻🎄

Merry Christmas Heather. Bless your soul for what you are doing. We're with ya!

⚔️💕⚔️

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Heather B's avatar

Thank you so much! God bless you and yours too. ❤️💕

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Luke's avatar

Lolol I just figured something out. You wear me out with these things. I have to stop and digest them and come back for more.

Thanks Heather and Merry Christmas!

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Heather B's avatar

😂 ❤️💕

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Michael A. Stilinovich's avatar

I'm starting a new group.

Dogtrovs United.

Join here: F'k Off

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Heather B's avatar

😂💕

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Phar Percheron's avatar

Heather B Meme fest! Only thing better than a nap!

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Heather B's avatar

Thank you! ❤️💕

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I just joined Bluesky... And now it's a pedo place??? Egads. Nowhere to run!!! All I know is that I will not likely be shadow banned like I am on X-Twatter.

@amaterasusolar.bsky.social

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Heather B's avatar

All the pedos went over there because they don't like conservatives being able to post on X Twitter. So I doubt you won't be banned over there if you post any truth that is uncomfortable for them....so good luck!

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Hmmmm. Well, I will lay out My truth and if They mess with Me like X-Twatter has, meh. I'll stick with MeWe. THAT platform seems to be leaving Me alone, and I've been on for years now...

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Heather B's avatar

I'm on my 3rd twitter account. But since Elon took over they haven't warned me about anything. However, they never gave me back my other accounts so I had to start over again...Good luck! 💕

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I still have My X-Twat account from 2012. It grew well initially, and then the interactions dropped radically, from 50-100 down to 10-15. When the E-salon took over I messaged Him asking for the shadow ban to be removed. I mean, He was all "free speech," Y'know. I dropped down to ZERO interactions nearly immediately.

The only interactions I get is an occasional someOne looking at My account and liking, re-X-Twatting, or saying something to Me. But I might as well be talking to a brick wall over there.

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Infanttyron3's avatar

Another bee-ewe-tea-full brain-blistering barrage...thanks, Heather. Hopefully, come Springtime, you will succumb to the Last Temptation to Resurrect the Tale of the Origin of the Easter Bunny.

With respect to the "It would have been so much worse" cliche, praise the lord that the poor bunny in the meme wasn't a chocolate one (maybe buried in a fit of pique by an over-privileged youngster protesting the fact that their confection wasn't made by Ghiradelli or Godiva...or by some follower of Greta Thunberg protesting...oh, unsustainable sugar or something)...otherwise the Family Dog who dug it up and wolfed it down probably would have been a goner. :-(

Not Chocolate, safe for dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Od_Wq1a57A

Elsewhere, later, older & with brass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGW3EfjK9qI

At the Family Dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Hhec_lsKs

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Heather B's avatar

Thank you! Maya has my last name (Burns) but she cannot really get close to Grace Slick! Grace was my idol. That voice!!!! I got the first album of Jefferson Airplaine just about the minute it came out...that rabbit story made me spit out my coffee when I saw it on facebook. So funny. I actually know the person who posted it. 🤣What can I say? I have weird friends....Merry Christmas!!!

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Kathleen Taylor's avatar

Hi, Heather ~ I loved that hysterically funny story (dog & bunny) and could not stop laughing either!

What an excellent compilation of memes. I didn't know you had a substack!. Will subscribe.

Also love that beautiful song! Mary knew.

Thank you for making my morning so merry and bright! Merry Christmas!

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Heather B's avatar

Thank you and Merry Christmas! I do a lot of meme-a-thons...have thousands of them...❤️💕

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Kathleen Taylor's avatar

Looking forward to it!

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BP's avatar

The handbasket one is hilarious! I always say I'm going to hell in a handbasket when my husband asks where I'm going (other times I tell him to go to hell in a handbasket - Lol 😂.)

Thanks Heather! Your meme threads are always great. 💛

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Heather B's avatar

Thank you so much! And for the Ko-fi too! ❤️💕

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